We asked people at Hospitality to draw their ideal partner
‘Long torso and flippers essential’
Love was in the air at Hospitality on Saturday night, as we asked smoking area revellers to draw their ideal man or woman.
Saturday night’s lineup saw acts including Camo and Krooked, London Electricity and Fred V & Grafix take to The Octagon with style. Predictably, spirits were high, and everyone in the smoking area seemed more than keen to draw their Prince Charming, or Cinderella.
We really delved deep with the lovebirds, provoking them to ponder questions like big bum or big boobs? What sort of interests? What would your ideal penis size be? Deep. Profound. Groundbreaking.
Rosa Mason-Jones, Hispanic Studies
Specific, but not forgetting the essential flippers.
Jonny Gregg, Chemistry, first year
Because resting bitch face is what we all look for in our dream gal
Tony Jenson, Accounting, graduate
Terrifying is the only word
Ben Pickering, Business, second year
Not asking for much really
Harry, Business, second year
Shakespeare didn’t die for this
Jason Dyson, Access to Nursing
Stop x
Hannah Brown, Urban Studies and Planning
Somebody’s smitten
Eve Allerston, Psychology, second year
A real life Ariel
Unknown
Smile?
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