How often do you watch porn?
‘I get enough action as it is’
Was the first week of this term, when the WiFi contract in your house hadn’t started, the worst week at Uni so far?
As per usual, we’re asking the hard hitting questions on everyone’s minds: how often do you watch porn?
Rob, third year, History
“Either once or twice a day. Depends how many lectures or seminars I have”
Ewan, second year, PPE
“Most days. I didn’t actually watch any yesterday”
Ed, second year, Economics
“I’m being totally honest. At least once, sometimes twice a day. Three times is unlikely, but it has happened”
Hannah and Tess, second year, Politics
“I’ve not voluntarily watched it, I’ve been made to watch it though”
“To be fair, I get enough action as it is”
Jamie, third year, Law
“It completely depends on how frigid my girlfriend is being”
Anna, third year, Law
“I have it on a constant stream”
We have a feeling she wasn’t taking this seriously.
James and Alex, third year
“I often frequent the hoob”
He even has a nickname for PornHub
Charlotte, second year, English and History
“I don’t watch porn because the WiFi in my house isn’t good enough”
Callum, second year, English Literature
“I don’t watch porn because the WiFi in the library isn’t good enough”
Jon, second year, Politics
“Dry spells are tough…”
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