Clubbers of the Week: Halloween special
You’re all stunners to someone
If you think that after your embarrassingly sloppy behaviour on Halloween you should do No-drink November, you’re wrong.
You’d miss out on four chances to get into Clubbers of the Week.
Wouldn’t that be foolish.
Stunners of the Week
Runners Up
Creeper of the Week
This week’s creeper is an absolute professional.
Runners Up
Wanker of the Week
You knew this was coming.
Runners Up
Stop it, this isn’t a headphone party
Third Wheel of the Week
It’s hard times when you’re third wheeling the girl you’re dressed in a couples costume with.
Runners Up
Third wheeling game is so strong he’s sixth wheeling.
Mutant of the Week
Runners Up
when you see it
The one friend that ruins the nice group photo
Hero of the Week
There is no greater hero than the guy that pours your alcohol
Heroine of the Week
Runners Up
Album Covers of the Week
The Cray Crays
The pals and the one clingy friend.
Johnny and The Bodyguards
WTFs of the Week
He’s seen the light
Take your bloody coat off
If your evil cackle won’t win him over, nothing will
Unhappy Clubbers of the Week
He’s genuinely furious
Best of the Rest
Winner of the best costume contest goes to the girl who put so much effort into becoming the poop emoji.
Winner of the best group costume contest goes to these guys because it makes positively no sense.
Photo Credits
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‘Never be alone’: Nance O’Neil dished about intimate dinners with Lizzie Borden in great detail
Lizzie had the same odd demand each time
The real life crime scene pictures from the Borden house that were used in Lizzie Borden trial
The police who worked on the case have been described as ‘sloppy’
The real Lizzie Borden’s time in prison wasn’t as glamorous as Netflix’s Monster
Yes, she did stay in an actual cell
Horse dealers, doctors, and the other suspects left out of Monster: The Lizzie Borden Story
Even Jack the Ripper came up
After Ed Gein, why Charlie Hunnam came back to play Andrew Borden in The Lizzie Borden Story
The Monster creators and the actor have explained their decisions
Is going to uni still worth the money? Leeds students weigh in
With tuition fees now at £9,535 per year and rent costs soaring, uni is more expensive than ever
Expert reveals her reasoning behind Gen Z’s viral iced coffee interview controversy
Maybe she has a point
Police stop alleged terror attack on Manchester’s Jewish community
Two men are currently being interrogated on suspicion of terrorism
Converse releases apology statement after people claim new ad resembles ‘racist imagery’
‘I cannot fathom why Converse would greenlight something so abhorrent’
Sign spotted in UCL building condemns culprit for ‘repeatedly urinating on the floor’
One person on social media compared it to rumours of a ‘phantom defecator’
Who was Aileen Wuornos? The real story behind her role in Monster: The Lizzie Borden Story
She was an infamous female killer
Inside the incredible $8.2million LA mansion Nick and Vanessa Lachey just listed for sale
It has a guest house, basketball court and pool
Charity issues warning over ‘dark’ and ‘upsetting’ scene in Monster: The Lizzie Borden Story
It’s a disturbing watch
Seances, ghosts, and parties: The legacy of Lizzie Borden’s last resting place, Maplecroft Mansion
‘Some people have said that they have been pushed. I got poked in the eye’
Olivia Rodrigo rinsed for sending handwritten letter ‘begging’ Grammy voters to nominate her
It’s like a GCSE English essay