Clubbers of the week

Did you make the cut

 

Freshers’ week is now over, but don’t think for one second ruthless snap-judgments are done with too.

Hotties of the week:

Hotties of the week

Spicy

Runners Up:
Hotties Hero of the week:
Hero of the week

This is how its done

Runner Up:
Hero

The ultimate Viking

Creeps of the week:
Creeps of the week 3

I highly doubt that

Most innapropriate bum grab

The classic innapropriate bum grab

Creeps

“I play rugby too”

Creep of the week

If you look up ‘creep’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of this guy

Best Photobomb:
Photobomb 2

Can’t tell whether that’s a thumb or the Numa Numa guy

Runner Up:
Best photobombMost Likely To Shop On Wavey Garms:
Most likely to shop on Wavey Garms

You’re in Kuda not Canal Mills mate

Least Likely To Work For Deloitte:
Least likely to work for Deloitte

Well thats one way to start your CV

Most Likely To Have Booked A Babysitter:
Most likely to have booked a baby sitter

I hope they didn’t wake the kids up when they got home

Most Agressive Sweat Patches:
Most aggressive sweat patches
Best Fingering Technique:
Best fingering technique of the week
Worst Jack Sparrow look-a-like:
Failed Jack Sparrow lookalike of the week
Best choreographed Photo:
Most choreographed photo

Maybe try a little less hard next time

Lost Fresher of the Week:

Lost fresher

Bless her, I remember my first night in Phats

Best of the rest:
Scouting for drunk freshers

Scouting for drunk freshers

Most pointless photo

I didn’t realise Fibbers had a newsagents?