We asked wasted clubbers to draw their perfect partner
Art from the heart
We asked drunk students on the triangle to sketch their perfect match and they drew some weird stuff.




Dan Hutton, 3rd year

He drew her ears first so she can listen to his garage mixes on soundcloud.
Ellie Sims, 1st year

He also has top notch banter with the bois in Spoons.
Hugh Lawrence, 1st year

“She’s got to be bunnin a zoot”
Emily Kennedy, 2nd year

A “buff bidy” and Adidas is the best way to a girl’s heart
George F, 1st year

Looks a bit sketchy to me
Laura Marlow, 2nd year

Boy better know JME is murking Skepta in Laura’s opinion
J. Nufait, 1st year

You’re not the only one to lust after Mary Jane, it’s a joint attraction
Emilia Burk, 1st year

She’s just looking for an optimist
Bethan John, 1st year

He needs to have a massive… personality







