Say hello to Manchester’s newest freshers

Congrats to all the soon-to-be Freshers for getting into the self proclaimed greatest university in the country.

Results are in and come September we will be seeing fresh faces around campus. We can all remember the nervous excitement the month before we started.

These guys haven’t had a chance to learn that nothing on Freshers was worth getting out of bed for other than Pangea but lets get acquainted with this year’s bright-eyed freshers before all-nighters,9 AMs and dodgy kebabs break their fragile spirits.

what a legend

He’s going places

We will see if he feels the same after a 5 AM fire alarm

Guys pls help x

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