Wadstock was sick
Hey Glastonbury, we’ll swap you Millie Is A Boy for Kanye
It’s that time of year again. Wadham’s summer festival, sister act to the night of debauchery that is Queerfest and a day that rivals the likes of Benicassim, Outlook, and even its mythical name-sake Woodstock, is back. We went down and experienced the extravagance.
This is what it looked like.
Flower-crowns are clearly in
Step 1: Tie some flowers together
Step 2: Put on your flower-crown and stand around looking cool
But there weren’t just flower-crowns: there was music too
Immature jokes are just too easy to make
The face of pure pleasure
“This is just how I dance”
Stand-up comedy. Only an American could rhyme “Lawrence of Arabia” with “Labia”.
“I am intensely bored of this stupid game”
I will pay anyone who can explain this outfit to me
Especially the earrings
I’m so confused by this trend
PRO TIP: the trendy way to sneak in your own alcohol
The Wadham JCR welfare budget actually lists ‘Bubble Mixture’ amongst its weekly expenditure – so THAT’S where your 9k is going
It’s Wadham – of course the coffee is fair trade, and of course it’s kept in bottles of Pimms & Bombay Sapphire
I don’t think that’s quite how you do a sit-up
The only thing breaking the illusion he’s a wizard is the iPhone 6
“I got these in a Christmas cracker”
Just SO ’70s
Rock out with your c-…keyboard out.
Even the staff were really trendy
Whatever, I had fun
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