Biggest Tinder wankers of 2013
Idiots on Tinder – they’re everywhere. Here’s our rundown of this year’s top twats.
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It’s been a big year for Tinder, and an even bigger year for Tinder wankers. The swiping love-app’s uniting students everywhere, and it’s crawling with idiots. Here’s our pick of the biggest pricks.
Pussy duster
Because nothing screams ladies man like a bushy pair of brows.
The amateur
More toothie than blowie – steer clear boys.
Fuck the haters
A man with balls and brains – this economist will make your demand curve inelastic
The 9-5 guy
Another day another dollar
Mid-op will reel in the ladies, mid-spreadsheet probably won’t
Sir Swagasaurus
More like cuddlasaurus
House lover
House ’till I die
Mr rig
Impressive moobs
Too many shoulders
Do you go to the gym Iain?
‘Look natural’
The borat
Put it away
It happened 5 years ago – it really isn’t funny anymore.
The druggie
Edgy as fuck
International man of mystery
But was it #AUSTRALIA13?
Mr Monogamous
Judging by this wedding, he’s got a bad taste anyway
She has a boyfriend and OCD…next
Thirsty for a threesome
This could be you
The eager beaver
Seven dogs is just excessive
The murderer
Someone call the police.
The user
Only upload pics with mingers to avoid awkward moments like this
The name’s Hornsby, Andrew Hornsby
He knows what every girl wants
The chlamydiot
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