14 Things You’ll Only Understand if You’re a Science Student

1. Counting your non-contact hours instead of your contact hours

2. But feeling smug in summative season

3. When people say you have less work because it’s all just in the contact hours

4. Sometimes feeling like you’re doing a degree in Latin

5. Most of your friends are in your lab group

6. And at least one of them is Asian

7. Thinking Arts students are stupid

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8. But you don’t mind, cause you can break loads of expensive glassware and not give a shit, as they’re paying for it.

9. And on the subject of Arts students, 2 hours of lectures in a row is NOT a big deal

10. And ‘I have a full day’ does not mean one lecture in the morning and one in the afternoon

11. Your face when social scientists claim they are ‘scientists’

12. Being really tempted to drink the high purity water when you’re super hungover in labs.

13. Coming to the conclusion that everything you’re being taught is bullshit and will all be disproved in 100 years.

14. But it’s all worth it when you actually discover something new and contribute to ‘science’