Aberdeen Club Safari
Our resident nightclub irritant finds the most embarrassing Aberdeen nightlife photos and mocks them. Join him on his tour of the wilderness.
‘Just waiting for a mate’
I remember my first beer
‘Chinning VKs daahling. Chinning VKs…’
I.D. please ladies.
Only one of them had worked out that he’d put it up the wrong skirt.
- Meanwhile in snafu
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