How far would you go for a Fab ticket?
Fab tickets are always in demand, but £30 for a ticket? Some of us are just taking the piss.
Tickets for last night’s Fab were like gold dust, but it’s not the only occasion people charge extortionate prices for a ticket.
The few hours leading up to numerous Fab nights demonstrate just how desperate some UoB students are to be jam-packed into the Guild like animals and rubbed up against their sweaty peers.
Here are some of the more outrageous offers and pleas for Fab tickets:

You’re a dick





Appreciate the offer but these don’t actually look all that appetising

#forthelads #fabbanter




Surely no one is desperate enough…

Nope. They are.


Another dick


A bit much, perhaps

Ah the voice of Fab-reason




