Hunt for hanky panky lands Americans in trouble

University of Vermont students investigated by coppers for soliciting a “house MILF” using Craigslist

A group of randy American students from the University of Vermont have advertised on Craigslist for a “house MILF”.

The original Craigslist ad

The original Craigslist ad

The ‘MILF’ (Mother I’d Like to Fornicate-with) is expected to cook dinner in return for nothing more than a good rogering from the chaps.

Not this type of MILF

Not this type of MILF

Sadly for the seedy seniors their quest for rumpy-pumpy has led to them being investigated by local rozzers who are accusing them of soliciting a prostitute.

Besides being a tasty bit of crumpet, prospective MILFs must also: “Be a woman older than 25 who can cook and would like to enjoy some [how’s your father] with a number of fit 20 somethings.

“Hopefully you can come by every week for a meal or some playtime. Obviously we can work to accommodate your schedule.”

Insert MILF here: The University of Vermont

Insert MILF here: The University of Vermont

A spokesperson from the University of Vermont told The Burlington Free Press: “Since Craigslist does not release the names of individuals posting ads, we do not yet know for a fact that this ill-advised and offensive post originated with a University of Vermont student or students.”

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