Hunt for hanky panky lands Americans in trouble
University of Vermont students investigated by coppers for soliciting a “house MILF” using Craigslist
A group of randy American students from the University of Vermont have advertised on Craigslist for a “house MILF”.
The ‘MILF’ (Mother I’d Like to Fornicate-with) is expected to cook dinner in return for nothing more than a good rogering from the chaps.
Sadly for the seedy seniors their quest for rumpy-pumpy has led to them being investigated by local rozzers who are accusing them of soliciting a prostitute.
Besides being a tasty bit of crumpet, prospective MILFs must also: “Be a woman older than 25 who can cook and would like to enjoy some [how’s your father] with a number of fit 20 somethings.
“Hopefully you can come by every week for a meal or some playtime. Obviously we can work to accommodate your schedule.”
A spokesperson from the University of Vermont told The Burlington Free Press: “Since Craigslist does not release the names of individuals posting ads, we do not yet know for a fact that this ill-advised and offensive post originated with a University of Vermont student or students.”