You will not believe the movies that rank better than Fifty Shades Darker on Rotten Tomatoes
This is…interesting
Whether it was with your sexy BF or your girl group, you probably went and saw Fifty Shades Darker yesterday. And according to 91 percent of critics on Rotten Tomatoes, you probably hate it.
Yes, it wasn’t just you who saw that Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan have the chemistry of a brick wall. Only 9 percent of critics had something positive to say about the movie – and those 9 percent probably have the love life of a professional Scrabble player to think that the love story or sex was interesting at all.
9 percent is a pretty low ranking on Rotten tomatoes. It’s so bad that these movies passed it up in the rankings:
Sharknado
Fifty Shades Darker was rated so bad, it received 70 percent less positive reviews than SHARKNADO. You know, that low-budget sci-fi movie about beached sharks that attack LA? Honestly, watching sharks eat people was probably 100 times more interesting than watching Jamie Dornan pretend to eat Dakota Johnson.
Justin Bieber: Never Say Never
Yes, you read that right. A documentary about cute, baby pop singer turned douchebag is rated 55% more positively than Fifty Shades Darker. Maybe because even this documentary about the song ‘Baby’ has a more purposeful narrative than the entire Fifty Shades trilogy?
Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
Arguably the worst movie of the Star Wars franchise – who’s dialogue reads like the back of a cereal box and ruined Natalie Portman for all of us- is rated over 50 percent higher on the Tomato-meter.
Puss in Boots
The Shrek spin-off. Are you kidding me?