The Most Lamentable Time Of The Year

Who wants to live in a world where ‘Christmas’ means tossers in reindeer onesies, the Kardashian family Christmas card and the John Lewis advert?


Onesies: we need to call time on this sickening trend

It doesn’t matter how comfortable wearing a onesie makes you feel. It’s making everyone else’s skin crawl

Was 2013 the year of the ban?

Whether it was pole dancing, Tim Westwood or the Sun, Britain’s SUs have been quick to jump on the bannedwagon.

‘Meaning is mainstream’: The Tab’s guide to being edgy

You’ll be edgier than a dodecahedron after reading The Tab’s essential guide.

Is this Birmingham Uni sport video almost as cringey as Loughborough SU’s?

See if you can watch UoB Sport’s rendition of ‘You are my Sunshine’ without cringing (it’s almost impossible).

The good, the bad and the ugly: We take on celeb selfies

The Tab writers pose as our favourite celebs and yes, we look just as beautiful.

Paper Hats: The most fun you can have in a lecture

What’s the deal with everyone in PFC wearing tiny paper caps?

I’ve never masturbated, so I decided to try a super vibrator

Alice Bolton doesn’t enjoy masturbating, so how will she fare with the We-Vibe Thrill, a futuristic über dildo?

The Tab takes on The Big Lad

Forget Man vs Food, it’s Tab vs Big Lad, and it’s gonna get ugly

17 things you’ll only understand if you’re a rower

Rowers are a distinctive type of student.