Are you KCL’s Biggest Bachelor? #3
Can he be the one?
Matthew is a 3rd year Geography student and Captain of the Rugby 1st team. You may also know him as a host to arguably one of the biggest KCL parties of the year, the play-boy themed, The Pepler Mansion.
A fun fact about Matthew is that he once had a bath with two Saudi Arabian princesses and here’s why he should be your most eligible bachelor of 2017:
Why would you call yourself an eligible bachelor?
Because bachelor #2 is my best mate so I’d love a chance to mug him off.
What is your ideal date?
Peckham, drinks, tapas, drinks, drinks.
What do you look for in an ideal partner?
Blonde, blue eyes and sporty.
What are some of your best qualities?
I get free entry to Walkabout with a +1, I have a Sub four second pint and I love cooking.
And there you have it, stay tuned for more nominees.
Nominations for biggest bachelor at KCL will be open soon!
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