Facebook

The best person on Facebook this week

He really wants some spicy chicken pasta

Absolutely nobody cares you’re deleting your Facebook account

It won’t help you revise and you know it

Facebook is making you look stupid

Everyone else is laughing at you

A porn site stole my pictures for a creepy sidebar advert

They said I was a hot single near you

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