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Diary of a Reluctant Virgin: Week 7

ELLIE SLEE faces mortification at Marriage formal, and things only get worse when all her pants go missing…

The Heretic

ZOE D’AVIGNON is dazzled by science in The Heretic.

The Cut

LAURA PATERSON is still recovering from this hard-hitting but well-executed performance.

Bounce Off!

Jess Farmery pits bouncer against bouncer as she tours the clubs.

Cambridge just isn’t safe for women

ELEANOR COSTELLO talks about her experience of sexual assault whilst out at night in Cambridge.

RON’s CUSU manifesto

RON exclusively shares his election manifesto with us

Tab music meets: Warren Daniel

We got an interview with the world-travelled busker Warren Daniel.

I wore women’s clothes out and I fucking loved it

CHARLIE DOWELL wore a dress to CIndies last week. Now he wants you to do it too.

Join The Tab Team!

The Tab is recruiting. If you want to be a part of the most read student paper in Britain, apply now for the Easter team.

Pornography

ELI BOND enjoys Pornography despite some directing issues.

Valentine

LAURA PATERSON has a whale of a time with this surreal and engaging evening of comedy.

Why people at central colleges are just better

Go to a modern college? Have to cycle to lectures? CLIVE HUNTER-JONES thinks you are scum.

The Duchess of Malfi

HELENA ROY likes this bloody production.

Why I’d rather be happy than rich

In pursuit of that six figure salary? Unlikely lawyer ROBERT EYERS thinks you need to sort your life out.

Five Common Myths About Homelessness

JEN DURRANT undermines the common myths around homelessness, ahead of Student Volunteering Week.

Don Giovanni

OLI THICKNESSE and DANIEL REVERE are thrilled by this year’s CUOS Mainshow.

Dr Dick: Don’t be a fucking creep

DR DICK is the Tab’s new advice columnist. This week he deals with a complete creep with delusions of romance.

Gatsby

We are unimpressed by an over-ambitious staging of The Great Gatsby.

Diary of a Reluctant Virgin: Week 6

This week the rapacious ELLIE SLEE has a bit too much fun at a club and comes to some shocking realisations…

Science: The Musical

CHRIS BORN is reasonably entertained by this scientific musical.

My opinion on a thing and why you should care

JOE FRESHER has opinions and wants you to listen to him. Please. He’s really desperate.

How to diffuse awkward encounters in Sainsbury’s

They happen to us all, far more often than should be statistically possible. But JAMIE RYCROFT is here to save the day.

Why am I always drunker than everyone else?

FREYA ROBERTS wonders whether more of us have a drinking problem than we might think.

How not to learn lines

SARAH HOWDEN tries becoming the next Lawrence Olivier with only Google Suggestions to help her.

Tab Tries: Being Stoned On A Swap

MARIA-JUANA MONTEZ tries to elevate her swapping experience by going on a swap stoned.

Explosive Revelations: Cambridge receives money from nuclear weapons consortium

The University of Cambridge is one of the five UK universities to receive funding from the nuclear weapons industry.

Dr Dick: I Need Somebody To Love

DR. DICK is the Tab’s new advice columnist. This week he tells a lonely heart how to find love.

Diary of a Reluctant Virgin: Week 5

This week ELLIE SLEE accidentally stumbles upon what might be true love…

The Massacre at Paris

HELENA ROY does actually like a somewhat limp production of Marlowe.

Mr and Mrs Sparks and the Emperor’s Panda

OLLIE THICKNESSE and CATRIONA STIRLING have great fun with this fast-paced musical.

Cambridge’s Most Eccentric Professors

BEX SENTANCE reveals the most eccentric professors at Cambridge, erotica and all.

Little Eagles

ZOE D’AVIGNON does, on balance, enjoy a production which suffers from some problems with tone.

Speaking in Tongues

WILL KAUFHOLD has a great time at a show too clever by half.

The Science of Love

CHARLIE DOWELL looks for scientific explanation and logic to love, and finds none.

How to ruin pre-drinks

ORIEL WELLS tells you how to make sure everyone else’s night is just as shit as yours.

What to expect from Economics at Warwick

Numbers, internships and ca$h? Apparently there’s more to Warwick Economics students than we might think…

CUMTS Gala Night 2014

JOSH MARKS has plenty of fun at the CUMTS Gala Night despite some slightly dodgy singing.

Review: Curlew River

LOUIS SHANKAR rates a pleasing fusion of East and West 4 stars.

Tab Tries: Legal Highs

Human guinea pig extraordinaire LAURA ROLLINS pumps her body full of powerful and potentially dangerous mind-altering chemicals.

Dr Dick: How drunk is too drunk?

DR. DICK is the Tab’s new advice columnist. This week he answers the question: when is it not okay to sleep with someone?

Diary of a Reluctant Virgin: Week 4

With Prince Charming still proving elusive, ELLIE SLEE turns to self-love to relieve her frustrations.

1984

OLLIE THICKNESSE and CATRIONA STIRLING are left underwhelmed by this staging of Orwell.

Punk Rock

REBEKAH-MIRON CLAYTON enjoys a show that will only get better with time.

How to find love this Lent

Romance may be dead, but JOSEPHINE PARKINSON is on hand to explain how you can still have fun for a fiver with RAG Blind Date.

Tab Tries: One Night Stand

CHARLIE DOWELL reveals all in his guide to getting the most out of your one night stand.

Straight man tries Gay Night: A response

Yesterday’s article on being a straight man on a gay night was well-intentioned but offensive, says HANNAH GRAHAM.

Reflections at Halfway Hall

At this monumental milestone, CHARLIE DOWELL looks back over his first year and a half at Cambridge.

Five Things To Do At Your Desk

JESS FRANKLIN banishes all boredom with five things to do at your desk.