She was hit while walking with her boyfriend
The building is nicknamed ‘Mould Palace’
People wanted them for wedding favours
The killer had been caught searching pals’ mum’s underwear drawer
He googled the best acid to dissolve her body that morning
Or do you just want to write for us?
He said he killed her in his car in the West End
The freshers are coming
And they’re coming to uni
Thousands of pupils from the rest of the UK may go elsewhere
And doggy is our favourite position
If you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear
Young UKIP aren’t happy
He became a Doctor of Laws in 2008
Mate you literally just went to the toilet
Apparently she’s a really good dancer