Simon Burfoot

Bake-ril Fools: 8 ideas for deceptive treats

Anchovy crumble cake for you? Ketchup velvet cupcake for the lady?

How NOT to do grad job applications

Your guide to sabotaging your chance of any job offers. Ever.

The Jezabels at Rescue Rooms

Aussie four-piece smash the opening night of their UK tour.

Things to do on Valentine’s Day as a bitter singleton

You’re single and alone. You’ve convinced yourself to try not to be a martyr on this most wretched day, but The Tab responds: where’s the fun in that?

Things you’ll only understand if you’re a Notts Maths student

Like regular Oxbridge rejects, only more fun.

11 things you’ll only understand if you’re a Notts LGBT student

We’d just like to queer a few things up.

The Tab Tries: Pumpkin Carving

In this Tab Tries, Sophia Harris and Simon Burfoot get cracking on some gourd-geous pumpkins

The Tab Tries: Great British Bake Off

We finally act upon our love of the show gripping the nation and give a respectable attempt at a GBBO technical challenge.