Get your act together UUK

If you don’t know who the hot mess is, it’s probably you

Gone but not forgotten

You chihua-huon’t want to miss out

I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy and stop shitting on other peoples’ degrees

There’s bound to be something that takes your fancy..

Here’s to your exams being a piece of cake

You don’t ponder ‘why?’ You demand ‘how’?

Suitable for vegetarians (no, really)

Don’t be a cotton-headed ninny muggins

You deserve better than a £3 meal deal and you know it

‘Just a heads up that EUSA is terrible’