You have until the end of April
If you don’t know who the hot mess is, it’s probably you
Gone but not forgotten
You chihua-huon’t want to miss out
I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy and stop shitting on other peoples’ degrees
Here’s to your exams being a piece of cake
You don’t ponder ‘why?’ You demand ‘how’?
Because skiing just isn’t for everyone
Don’t be a cotton-headed ninny muggins
You deserve better than a £3 meal deal and you know it
Rhianne Jacques
