Are you a Loft lover or a Mantra mega fan?
For once a train conductor is actually funny
I mourned the death of Orange Wednesdays like Whitney
UEA-G-L-Y, you ain’t got no alibi
Fresher than freshers
He said he doesn’t even watch the show
It’s the biggest UEA event of the year…and you can’t go
‘The examination sheet had more minors than a One Direction concert’
His mum has given him a stern telling off
He said we’ve got no fans
They claimed our landlord sent them
And anyone who disagrees is an idiot
Louisa Baldwin
