Harry Shukman

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Oxbridge grads will earn £7600 more than you

Mummy will be so pleased

An alcohol scientist says he has disproved the idea of booze making you more eloquent and classic

He has evidence and everything

‘My boobs were holding me back’: Meet the mature criminology fresher who had her implants taken out to fight crime

Cuff me

The Tab’s Christmas Appeal: My exam notes were stolen on a train and I really need them back

Please

Nicest man in Britain does a good deed every day to inspire decency

Yeah dece

Which subject has the most sex?

Lawyers are lying about how laid they get

A vicious seagull smashed stones through the Life Sciences building and now the uni are investigating it

It is what it is

How to avoid getting your head kicked in, according to a body language expert

U wot m9

Thirst years: Fresher girls have more sex than boys

This is from a respected survey

Facebook is going to stop you from posting awful drunken selfies

They basically control your life now

Do you want to build a snowman? The icy ‘weather bomb’ is about to drop

How about that weather then

Uni chiefs take out court injunction to remove Rootes free education protesters

They might have to pay legal fees as well

Attractive Oxford a cappella boys cover Mariah Carey’s ‘All I Want For Christmas’

Hot young studs cover busty older woman

Your pint has fish bladders in it so you’re not even vegetarian anymore

Those fish were murdered

How international is your uni?

This is as uni as you want it to be

Oxford third year gets revenge on her school bully who called her a ‘manbeast’

This One Naive Bully Just Picked On The Wrong Kid

How good are your uni’s employment prospects?

Your prospects are quite uni

Pathetic Law student asks girl to Christmas ball with legal contract

You coward

‘It makes you feel like a rock star’: Meet the naked butlers who strip off and serve you for cash

They can do more sit-ups than you

How to finger someone properly, according to a professional sexpert

This is important

How many freshers drop out from your uni?

Not so uni now, is it

We tried American hangover cure pills and they will change your life

Who’s for a pint

Vanilla vloggers and idiot Twitter lads aren’t the problem, you are, and you need to sort yourself out

They both make me want to give myself a rusty spoon trepanning

You want some? He’ll give it ya…Party with the Wealdstone Raider at his regional club appearances

The Hawks are playing well

More debt: You can now get a student loan to do a Master’s

Fund your pointless degree in Art History

How to dump your other half, according to a relationship expert

I just think we should see other people

We went for a quiet one down the pub and woke up in Amsterdam

Their mums aren’t angry, just disappointed

Look at these animals shopping on Black Friday

I’d do anything to get one of those bloody big tellies

Meet the student Miss World hopefuls from the UK and Ireland

Their teeth are whiter than yours

Can this be true? Study claims students are lonelier than pensioners

Your gran is more classic than you are

Has this PR firm figured you out perfectly with a genius survey?

Nah it’s rubbish and so are they

How upper class is your uni?

The uni game just got changed forever

Are you less of a man for enjoying your girlfriend’s strap-on?

Just curious

‘I would take a giant needle in the arse to save a rabbit’s life’: Meet the animal activists changing the world

There is no greater love than to lay down one’s life for animal friends

‘Gay people have a disease’: Muslim preacher banned from Uni of East London

He also hates ‘filthy Western culture’ and thinks earrings are ‘gay’

One in five think their degree was expensive and useless

Just like you then

Don’t panic: You’re going to move in with your boy/girlfriend by 25 and be married by 28

Really no need to panic

How much does your uni ruin Mother Nature?

Global warming isn’t very uni

Hedgehogs are the new pugs: Get one and make people think you’re cool

They look cute but I don’t think they’d taste any good

Your uni has lots of money

They have more than you

What the hell happened to students? We’re all ‘ban-happy stony-eyed suppressors’

This guy reckons students have gone all soft

Who will you be when you graduate? A national poll has predicted your future and it looks sad

How uni is your uni?

Your uni mates aren’t your real mates, says bleak study

Nobody clicked attending on your birthday drinks, did they

‘Give us time, mum, the drinking’s only just begun’…Is this the most helpful and informative alcohol awareness video ever?

Who’s for a pint

American students are offering ‘free sperm donations’ in a bid to get laid

It’s called traditional insemination and it’s free

Stop posting your soppy relationship all over the internet

Grow a spine

They’re on a different planet…This socialist party targeting students proposed support for ISIS

You couldn’t make it up

This doctor made a list of rules for students to avoid getting fat

You’d think he’d be chiselled out of wood but he’s 5/10