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He has evidence and everything
It is what it is
They basically control your life now
They might have to pay legal fees as well
Hot young studs cover busty older woman
This One Naive Bully Just Picked On The Wrong Kid
They can do more sit-ups than you
They both make me want to give myself a rusty spoon trepanning
The Hawks are playing well
Fund your pointless degree in Art History
I just think we should see other people
Their mums aren’t angry, just disappointed
I’d do anything to get one of those bloody big tellies
Your gran is more classic than you are
There is no greater love than to lay down one’s life for animal friends
He also hates ‘filthy Western culture’ and thinks earrings are ‘gay’
Really no need to panic
They look cute but I don’t think they’d taste any good
This guy reckons students have gone all soft
How uni is your uni?
Nobody clicked attending on your birthday drinks, did they
Who’s for a pint
It’s called traditional insemination and it’s free
You couldn’t make it up
You’d think he’d be chiselled out of wood but he’s 5/10