Harry Hodges

Is Emma Watson’s new boyfriend Matt Janney turning into Ron Weasley?

Snogging Emma Watson, loving a good bath and hanging out with hairy old men – the similarities are endless.

Student cut off his own penis and stabbed his Mum in “mephedrone-fuelled rampage”

19-year-old found “hanging out of window” at Sussex home

Infantile: Uni lads given red cards by furious lecturers

Uni lads brought to heel with primary school punishments.

Bye Bye Banter

Exclusive Tab poll reveals that “banter” is Britain’s most hated slang.

Cutest gosling since Ryan hatched in Sheffield halls

Is Sebastian the baby goose the cutest pet ever?

New Year’s Eve is shit

Everywhere’s over-priced, Jools Holland gets all up in your grill and fireworks are for kids.

What was 2013’s most annoying slang?

To show how serious we are, the winner of the vote will be banned from the Tab for the whole of 2014.

The don’ts of Twitter

Harry Hodges knows that a RT isn’t an endorsement, The Booze God really just needs a cuddle and tea lovers belong on society’s scrapheap.

Bristol student with new heart meets dead donor’s father

Second year Bristol student Will Pope was saved by a heart transplant on New Year’s Eve last year. Almost a year on he’s met the lifesaving donor’s father for the first time.

The biggest don’ts of facebook

Harry Hodges has had enough of names with an apos’trophe, too many Bitstrips and bragging about a night on the sofa.

Was 2013 the year of the ban?

Whether it was pole dancing, Tim Westwood or the Sun, Britain’s SUs have been quick to jump on the bannedwagon.

Was 2013 the year of the ban?

Whether it was pole dancing, Tim Westwood or the Sun, Britain’s SUs have been quick to jump on the bannedwagon.

Was 2013 the year of the ban?

Whether it was pole dancing, Tim Westwood or the Sun, Britain’s SUs have been quick to jump on the bannedwagon.

Was 2013 the year of the ban?

Whether it was pole dancing, Tim Westwood or the Sun, Britain’s SUs have been quick to jump on the bannedwagon.

Was 2013 the year of the ban?

Whether it was pole dancing, Tim Westwood or the Sun, Britain’s SUs have been quick to jump on the bannedwagon.

Was 2013 the year of the ban?

Whether it was pole dancing, Tim Westwood or the Sun, Britain’s SUs have been quick to jump on the bannedwagon.

Was 2013 the year of the ban?

Whether it was pole dancing, Tim Westwood or the Sun, Britain’s SUs have been quick to jump on the bannedwagon.

Was 2013 the year of the ban?

Whether it was pole dancing, Tim Westwood or the Sun, Britain’s SUs have been quick to jump on the bannedwagon.

Was 2013 the year of the ban?

Whether it was pole dancing, Tim Westwood or the Sun, Britain’s SUs have been quick to jump on the bannedwagon.

Was 2013 the year of the ban?

Whether it was pole dancing, Tim Westwood or the Sun, Britain’s SUs have been quick to jump on the bannedwagon.

Was 2013 the year of the ban?

Whether it was pole dancing, Tim Westwood or the Sun, Britain’s SUs have been quick to jump on the bannedwagon.

Was 2013 the year of the ban?

Whether it was pole dancing, Tim Westwood or the Sun, Britain’s SUs have been quick to jump on the bannedwagon.

Was 2013 the year of the ban?

Whether it was pole dancing, Tim Westwood or the Sun, Britain’s SUs have been quick to jump on the bannedwagon.

Was 2013 the year of the ban?

Whether it was pole dancing, Tim Westwood or the Sun, Britain’s SUs have been quick to jump on the bannedwagon.

Was 2013 the year of the ban?

Whether it was pole dancing, Tim Westwood or the Sun, Britain’s SUs have been quick to jump on the bannedwagon.

Was 2013 the year of the ban?

Whether it was pole dancing, Tim Westwood or the Sun, Britain’s SUs have been quick to jump on the bannedwagon.

Was 2013 the year of the ban?

Whether it was pole dancing, Tim Westwood or the Sun, Britain’s SUs have been quick to jump on the bannedwagon.

Was 2013 the year of the ban?

Whether it was pole dancing, Tim Westwood or the Sun, Britain’s SUs have been quick to jump on the bannedwagon.

Was 2013 the year of the ban?

Whether it was pole dancing, Tim Westwood or the Sun, Britain’s SUs have been quick to jump on the bannedwagon.

Was 2013 the year of the ban?

Whether it was pole dancing, Tim Westwood or the Sun, Britain’s SUs have been quick to jump on the bannedwagon.

Was 2013 the year of the ban?

Whether it was pole dancing, Tim Westwood or the Sun, Britain’s SUs have been quick to jump on the bannedwagon.

Was 2013 the year of the ban?

Whether it was pole dancing, Tim Westwood or the Sun, Britain’s SUs have been quick to jump on the bannedwagon.

Was 2013 the year of the ban?

Whether it was pole dancing, Tim Westwood or the Sun, Britain’s SUs have been quick to jump on the bannedwagon.

Was 2013 the year of the ban?

Whether it was pole dancing, Tim Westwood or the Sun, Britain’s SUs have been quick to jump on the bannedwagon.

Was 2013 the year of the ban?

Whether it was pole dancing, Tim Westwood or the Sun, Britain’s SUs have been quick to jump on the bannedwagon.

Was 2013 the year of the ban?

Whether it was pole dancing, Tim Westwood or the Sun, Britain’s SUs have been quick to jump on the bannedwagon.

Was 2013 the year of the ban?

Whether it was pole dancing, Tim Westwood or the Sun, Britain’s SUs have been quick to jump on the bannedwagon.

Was 2013 the year of the ban?

Whether it was pole dancing, Tim Westwood or the Sun, Britain’s SUs have been quick to jump on the bannedwagon.

Was 2013 the year of the ban?

Whether it was pole dancing, Tim Westwood or the Sun, Britain’s SUs have been quick to jump on the bannedwagon.

Was 2013 the year of the ban?

Whether it was pole dancing, Tim Westwood or the Sun, Britain’s SUs have been quick to jump on the bannedwagon.

Was 2013 the year of the ban?

Whether it was pole dancing, Tim Westwood or the Sun, Britain’s SUs have been quick to jump on the bannedwagon.

Was 2013 the year of the ban?

Whether it was pole dancing, Tim Westwood or the Sun, Britain’s SUs have been quick to jump on the bannedwagon.

Was 2013 the year of the ban?

Whether it was pole dancing, Tim Westwood or the Sun, Britain’s SUs have been quick to jump on the bannedwagon.

Was 2013 the year of the ban?

Whether it was pole dancing, Tim Westwood or the Sun, Britain’s SUs have been quick to jump on the bannedwagon.

KCL kill over 100,000 animals every year

King’s revealed as 4th most bloodthirsty uni in the country.

Tab Research Reveals Uni Animal Testing Figures

Tab research reveals that over 1 million animals are killed by British universities every year

World’s Oldest Creature Killed By Scientists Trying To Find Its Age

Bungling Bangor Profs accidentally kill 507 year old Ming the clam

World’s Oldest Creature Killed By Scientists Trying To Find Its Age

Bungling Bangor Profs accidentally kill 507 year old Ming the clam

World’s Oldest Creature Killed By Scientists Trying To Find Its Age

Bungling Bangor Profs accidentally kill 507 year old Ming the clam

World’s Oldest Creature Killed By Scientists Trying To Find Its Age

Bungling Bangor Profs accidentally kill 507 year old Ming the clam

World’s Oldest Creature Killed By Scientists Trying To Find Its Age

Bungling Bangor Profs accidentally kill 507 year old Ming the clam

World’s Oldest Creature Killed By Scientists Trying To Find Its Age

Bungling Bangor Profs accidentally kill 507 year old Ming the clam

World’s Oldest Creature Killed By Scientists Trying To Find Its Age

Bungling Bangor Profs accidentally kill 507 year old Ming the clam

Tab research reveals extent of animal killing at Newcastle

Newcastle named as the country’s 12th most bloodthirsty uni.

Oxford At The Forefront Of Britain’s Animal Testing

Exclusive Tab research reveals that over 1 million animals are killed by British universities every year with Oxford ‘euthanising’ more than 200,000 animals

Exposed: The True Figures Behind Vile Vivisection

Tab research reveals that over 1 million animals are killed by British universities every year

The Shocking Results of Animal Testing At Nottingham Uni

Nottingham University kills over 26,000 animals annually including rabbits, hamsters and ferrets.

Tab Research Exposes Uni Animal Killing

Tab research reveals that over 1 million animals are killed by British universities every year

Tab Research Reveals Uni Animal Testing Figures

Tab research reveals that over 1 million animals are killed by British universities every year

Tab Research Reveals Uni Animal Testing Figures

Tab research reveals that over 1 million animals are killed by British universities every year

Lincoln Does Not Kill Animals

Tab research reveals that over 1 million animals are killed by British universities every year

Tab Research Reveals Uni Animal Testing Figures

Tab research reveals that over 1 million animals are killed by British universities every year

Tab Research Reveals Uni Animal Testing Figures

Tab research reveals that over 1 million animals are killed by British universities every year

We’re killing more animals than any other uni

Tab research reveals Edinburgh kills almost a quarter of the million animals killed by UK unis

Kingston Innocent Of Animal Slaughter

Exclusive Tab research reveals that over 1 million animals are killed by British universities every year

Leicester Uni Killing Rabbits, Mice and Guinea Pigs in the Name of Science

Tab research reveals that over 1 million animals are killed by British universities every year including almost 19,000 in Leicester

Fishy Business at Stirling

Tab investigation reveals 104,475 fish were killed by Stirling researchers in 2012

Kent Researchers ‘Euthanised’ 113 Mice Last Year

Tab research reveals that over 1 million animals are killed by British universities every year

Animal Testing: What is UEA killing?

Look away animal lovers- Tab research reveals that over 1 million animals are killed by British universities every year, and UEA are among the guilty ones.

Hull Guilty Of Killing Almost One Thousand Animals

Tab research reveals that over 1 million animals are killed by British universities every year

Revealed: Imperial Conducting Research on Over 120,000 Animals Annually

Exclusive Tab research reveals that over 1 million animals are killed by British universities every year

What’s Bristol killing?

Tab research reveals that over 1 million animals are killed by British universities every year – but what’s Bristol hiding?

Durham one of the UK’s least bloodthirsty universities!

Tab research reveals that over 1 million animals are killed by British universities every year

Tab Research Reveals Extent Of Animal Testing At Cardiff

Cardiff University kills over 61,000 animals annually including cats, guinea pigs and birds.

Festival Review: Brownstock

The small festival that packs a punch

Festival Review: Brownstock

The small festival that packs a punch

The Worst of ‘Dear Freshers’

Freshers, don’t take advice from this lot

Video: David Mitchell Criticises Fee Rise

The Cambridge-educated comedian has described free university as “civilised”

Oxford University Student Threatened With Deportation

Muhammad Abdul Ghani denied asylum application despite meeting Oxford offer

Wadham Student Threatened With Deportation

Muhammad Abdul Ghani denied asylum application despite meeting Oxford offer

Five Years of Norrington

The Tab data department has gone into overdrive to bring you the definitive college stats for the last five years

A weekend in Essex: Brownstock preview

The only way is up for Essex’s fastest-growing festival

We’re Getting Cleverer All The Time

Blame social progress, not grade inflation, says education professor

UCL Student Tackles Baking Battle

Ruby Tandoh survives the first round of the Great British Bake Off

Check out these puppies

Paws what you’re doing and look at these dogs in Tab t-shirts

New Top Norrington Table

LMH officially Oxford’s stupidest college

UCAS announces 3:4 Male to Female Ratio

Shark population set to thrive

Dope Doc Speaks Out

Chief Medical Officer munched Green Cookies at uni

Degreesy Money

Graduate premium estimate up by £100,000

Unis Accused of Unfair Trading

Preventing graduation over unpaid library fines to be legally challenged

Oxford Student Union named worst in country

Both Oxford unis come bottom of the pile as Sheffield tops tale for best SU…

The Frustrated Finalist: Freedom

Everything’s been coming up Hodges during his first week of liberty

The Frustrated Finalist: Fuscing Hell

Harry Hodges has made a discovery: exams aren’t fun.

The Frustrated Finalist: Bored Is For Boring People

Harry Hodges shares his tips for livening up trips to the library.

The Frustrated Finalist: Dear Freshers, I Hate you

Harry Hodges shares the trials and tribulations of being a finalist.

The Frustrated Finalist

With exams and the prospect of the real world ominously close, Harry Hodges will release all the pent up fury of the finalist at you- his lucky reader. If you’re in the same boat, find solidarity; if not, a warning- that one day you will have to do exams and leave as well.

Sunply the Best

Tabsclusive: It hasn’t been raining or snowing

Tabs in Tatters as Dark Blues Dominate

Sir Matthew Pinsent: “I thought the better crew won”

Boat Race – Live Text

Action and build-up as it happens