Harry Hodges

Is Emma Watson’s new boyfriend Matt Janney turning into Ron Weasley?

Snogging Emma Watson, loving a good bath and hanging out with hairy old men – the similarities are endless.

Student cut off his own penis and stabbed his Mum in “mephedrone-fuelled rampage”

19-year-old found “hanging out of window” at Sussex home

Infantile: Uni lads given red cards by furious lecturers

Uni lads brought to heel with primary school punishments.

Bye Bye Banter

Exclusive Tab poll reveals that “banter” is Britain’s most hated slang.

Cutest gosling since Ryan hatched in Sheffield halls

Is Sebastian the baby goose the cutest pet ever?

New Year’s Eve is shit

Everywhere’s over-priced, Jools Holland gets all up in your grill and fireworks are for kids.

What was 2013’s most annoying slang?

To show how serious we are, the winner of the vote will be banned from the Tab for the whole of 2014.

The don’ts of Twitter

Harry Hodges knows that a RT isn’t an endorsement, The Booze God really just needs a cuddle and tea lovers belong on society’s scrapheap.

Bristol student with new heart meets dead donor’s father

Second year Bristol student Will Pope was saved by a heart transplant on New Year’s Eve last year. Almost a year on he’s met the lifesaving donor’s father for the first time.

The biggest don’ts of facebook

Harry Hodges has had enough of names with an apos’trophe, too many Bitstrips and bragging about a night on the sofa.

Was 2013 the year of the ban?

Whether it was pole dancing, Tim Westwood or the Sun, Britain’s SUs have been quick to jump on the bannedwagon.

Was 2013 the year of the ban?

Whether it was pole dancing, Tim Westwood or the Sun, Britain’s SUs have been quick to jump on the bannedwagon.

Was 2013 the year of the ban?

Whether it was pole dancing, Tim Westwood or the Sun, Britain’s SUs have been quick to jump on the bannedwagon.

Was 2013 the year of the ban?

Whether it was pole dancing, Tim Westwood or the Sun, Britain’s SUs have been quick to jump on the bannedwagon.

Was 2013 the year of the ban?

Whether it was pole dancing, Tim Westwood or the Sun, Britain’s SUs have been quick to jump on the bannedwagon.

Was 2013 the year of the ban?

Whether it was pole dancing, Tim Westwood or the Sun, Britain’s SUs have been quick to jump on the bannedwagon.

Was 2013 the year of the ban?

Whether it was pole dancing, Tim Westwood or the Sun, Britain’s SUs have been quick to jump on the bannedwagon.

Was 2013 the year of the ban?

Whether it was pole dancing, Tim Westwood or the Sun, Britain’s SUs have been quick to jump on the bannedwagon.

Was 2013 the year of the ban?

Whether it was pole dancing, Tim Westwood or the Sun, Britain’s SUs have been quick to jump on the bannedwagon.

Was 2013 the year of the ban?

Whether it was pole dancing, Tim Westwood or the Sun, Britain’s SUs have been quick to jump on the bannedwagon.

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