Some people shouldn’t be allowed to travel
Your cleaners in halls are even lovelier than you knew
Don’t why, just dye
Everybody wants a piece of Woxbridge
Almost half of second years will vote blue
Apparently they don’t have enough fields
‘It looks like we’re a primary school now’
Four out of five of you bloody love it
Only if you haven’t bought a pass
Was there ever any competition
When can we transfer
Na na naa na, na na naa na, wheeeyeeeehey, we don’t like you
Turns out you’re all pretty filthy
Skype sex, shots and not-so-short journeys
No nipple, no problems?
It’s worse than any other uni
There were balloons and everything
A woman was arrested in connection
Course books, yeah?
They aren’t allowed to talk to each other for another month
It’s all worth it.
He met the Queen
They’ve given the University until January to meet their demands
A man has finally been charged for the attack after eleven years
They hung out with the Kardashians and did charity-ing
It’s got a petition and everything.
Yes, you read that right
There’s nothing wrong with being morally grey
And he’s given us an exclusive interview
Bottled and mugged by locals in an unprovoked attack
You get to be with your friends
He spoke at The West Midlands Regional Labour Conference. And got a lot of selfies.
Warwick students going to the extremes to stay warm during this expensive winter.
They got their coxswains out for the lads
Your SU President will see everything
Cost of club membership and facilities is up 60%.
Journeys are taking almost five times as long to get to campus
Leamington Spa’s biggest and breast brothels were shut down last week by the police.