Danielle Fersey

Every type of guy you’ll ever sleep with, illustrated

Just a list of every fine piece of man you’re likely to ride in this lifetime

This is the best time to use Tinder to get the most matches, according to actual scientific research

Oh good, science finally does something useful

Sex toys you can buy for under $30, because being broke shouldn’t stop you loving yourself

Have a great Masturbation May

Now someone’s said there’s five types of vagina so you’d better get your mirror out

When will this end

Now someone’s said there’s five types of vagina so you’d better get your mirror out

When will this end

There are only four types of penis in this big old world, this is what they look like

But I don’t discriminate

There are only four types of penis in this big old world, this is what they look like

But I don’t discriminate

People who don’t kiss after head are WEAK

I’ve just sucked you off can you give me some goddamn respect and kiss me

People who don’t kiss after head are WEAK

I’ve just sucked you off can you give me some goddamn respect and kiss me

Being a sugar baby helps me escape my ordinary life as a primary school teacher

My friends are getting married and I just want to have fun

Being a sugar baby helps me escape my ordinary life as a primary school teacher

My friends are getting married and I just want to have fun

What it’s really like to have an abortion

It was the most painful thing I’ve ever been through

Health food blogs turned me into a protein-deficient wreck

‘I missed my friend’s birthday meal because I was so scared about eating unhealthily’

Glow sticks, pulling competitions and other precious memories from Lazy-P under 18 nights

Everyone left with glandular fever

Why I’ve given up bikini waxes forever

Let it grow

Why I’ve given up bikini waxes forever

Let it grow

I tried on every 32C bra on the high street and realised the sizing system is complete bullshit

Verdict: there’s basically no system

I tried on every 32C bra on the high street and realised the sizing system is complete bullshit

Verdict: there’s basically no system

Why I don’t go down on guys

I’m not the only girl who hates it