Benedict Spence

The latest goss on Guild SO elections

Eight per cent of you had voted mid-week

What do the SRO election campaign policies actually boil down to?

They all gave mini speeches on their manifestos

Liverpool beaten by Hope as we fail green league

Manchester beat us too

Welcome, and… you’re fired: Liverpool grad not sweet enough for Lord Sugar

Robert Goodwin was axed for being ‘a bottler’

Fiddler on the roof: Student caught masturbating over housemate on roof

Close your blinds in Kenny

And now for the weather…

Fresher’s week can be a turbulent time. The Tab prepares our newcomers for a wet and humid experience, with this week’s weather forecast.

Five ways to celebrate finishing exams

Entirely unpredictable ways to celebrate the curtailment of your academic year

Seven themes the Summer Ball should have been

From Lib Dems to Disney, have a look at The Tab’s list of seven themes that probably should have been used to liven up the Summer Ball.