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Excuses, excuses, excuses

‘Dog ate my essay’ excuse just not cutting it? ALEX BOWER gives us a lesson in how it’s done.

The Punt Sessions: Actaeon

The Punt Sessions returns with Actaeon’s cover of ‘Ho Hey’ by the Lumineers and an exclusive interview. Summer’s back!

Forget Flouring

Finish with flouring, says ANDREW MUNRO – it’s anti-social and makes it look like we’re copying Oxford.

Life below the Living Wage

AMELIA HORGAN explains the importance of implementing the living wage across Cambridge.

Daredevils Scale Southampton Crane

Seeing Double: Double-Eyelid Tapes

KATE CHENG examines the fast-growing phenomenon of eyelid tapes.

Skandar Keynes: Week 6

SKANDAR isn’t working for MI6. Honest. Nevertheless, with a license to thrill, this week our foreign corespondent tackles the issue of stereotypes.

Parade

Neglecting its key issues, this production doesn’t merit leaving the library, advises MADDIE BROWN.

American Football: Varsity Victory for Pythons

The Cambridge Pythons American Football team won their hotly contested Varsity match against the Oxford Lancers. JAASON GEERTS reports.

In Defence of Dumb Rap

It’s not all about lyrics and llamas, GIL KAZIMIROV argues – modern rap is as much about the language of the soul.

The Tab Meets: Bradley Whitford

JACK ANDERSON and JOSH GERTNER catch up with Emmy Award-winning actor Bradley Whitford at the Union on Monday night.

Surviving the Jesters Gold Card Challenge

The Secret Invigilator

Ever wondered what the adults in the exam room are thinking? An anonymous invigilator reveals all…

Body Hair: Get Over It

KATHERINE SOPER doesn’t shave, and thinks you shouldn’t have to either.

Procrastination with Nick Harris: Part II

Just when you thought you couldn’t get any more bored, NICK HARRIS returns. Don’t say we didn’t warn you!

Is it Bard to mess with Shakespeare?

Absolutely not, says adaptation advocate OLI THICKNESSE, whilst Shakespeare purist LAURENCE TENNANT thinks if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it…

Skandar Keynes: Week 5

This week, SKANDAR ponders the Syrian conflict and how it affects life in neighbouring Lebanon.

University Sex League Table 2013 REVEALED

Why I Miss May Week

NICK HARRIS predicts the top five spots for post-exam frolics…perfect for a dreamy Saturday afternoon.

Project 4 Presenter Announced

5% Rise in Cambridge Undergrad State School Intake

Statistics suggest more diverse undergraduate population at Cambridge.

Procrastination with Nick Harris

An exciting glimpse into the life of Nick Harris.

No Fun Without Funding

BEN JONES suggests a solution to the problem of postgraduate funding, and argues that every student should be granted the opportunity.

Varsity in Portswood is NO MORE

Wicked-pedia

Investigative journalist COLIN ROTHWELL is back to tell you why Wikipedia is secretly the best thing since…the Encyclopaedia.

The Acid Test

ZOE D’AVIGNON is blown away by the gritty realism of The Acid Test, which is sure to leave a lasting impression.

The Acid Test

ZOE D’AVIGNON is blown away by the gritty realism of The Acid Test, which is sure to leave a lasting impression.

Skandar Keynes: Week 4

** WARNING: This article contains some graphic and gory imagery** SKANDAR tries to make sense of the blood-letting festival of Ashura.

The Great Gatsby

For all its visual flamboyance, Baz Luhrmann’s adaptation is far too reverential to its source material, writes ALEX KEMP.

Cambridge ‘Hacker’ Hit with Two Year Sentence

Lewys Martin, who identifies as a “crypto-anarchist, anarcho-capitalist”, has been sentenced for cyber-attacks against the University website.

Four Comedic Porpoises

FRANKIE ROGERS is bemused but entertained by a night of comedy which never fully comes together.

Are these the best student pranks?

On The Pull In Cambridge

Tearing your hair out over this term’s workload? JOANNA knows exactly how that feels…

Death and the Maiden

HANNAH QUINN feels this production didn’t quite do this dark play justice.

FUN AND GAMS!

JACK EMMINS is left uninspired by an evening of comedy that, though funny, has been done many times before.

The Polis

While it may not have been particularly ground-breaking, OLI THICKNESSE enjoys an evening of hard-hitting political theatre.

Skandar Keynes: Week 3

This week, SKANDAR shows that Middle Eastern drinking culture doesn’t end at Fez.

The Tab Meets: The Pigeon Detectives

DOM BURSTIN grills The Pigeon Detectives on their new album, guilty music pleasures, and whether they prefer The Tab or Varsity…

Snapchat: The Ugly Face of Social Media?

A snapshot of hilarity, or have we all become a bit too selfie-obsessed? TILLY BENNETT-JONES and WILL PITHERS go chin-to-chin in a Snapchat debate.

CORNEL WEST: “Don’t sell your soul for a mess of pottage”

JAMIE WEBB chats with Cornel West about racism, the War on Terror and Jane Austen’s ‘constancy’.

Star Trek Into Darkness

STEPHEN BERMINGHAM finds the reboot sequel entertaining but ultimately too far outside the Trek universe.

The Tab Meets: Prof Michael Sandel

HANNAH GRAHAM talks to Professor Michael Sandel about the importance of discomfort, morality and the pitfalls of markets.

Procrastibation: Cambridge Cums Top of Sex Toy Rankings

Cambridge Students are the biggest student sex toy users in the world…

Desportism

“COLIN ROTHWELL” warns of a dangerous new breed of addicts who are muscling their way into our society.

The Cambridge Dictionary

ADRIAN GRAY articulates those Cambridge reactions you just never had the words for…

The God of Carnage

HANNAH MIRSKY is compelled by the behaviour of squabbling adults who have forgotten to put away childish things.

Surgeons: A Farce

MATTHEW WOLFSON is disappointed that “Surgeons” doesn’t quite make the cut.

Anthology

HANNAH MIRSKY is impressed by an evening that tries to take the pretension out of poetry.