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Seventh Heaven: Record Victory For Karate Blues In Varsity Encounter

Oxford are annihilated, suffering their seventh straight defeat to Cambridge.

Warm Bodies

It ain’t no Shakespeare, but at least it’s better than Twilight, writes SHELBY WHYATT.

Have A Heart

TILLY BENNETT-JONES reminds us that there is more to worry about this Valentine’s Day than our own hearts.

No

It’s a shame that this foreign-language film Oscar contender probably won’t get the attention it deserves, writes HANNAH QUINN.

Craving Coffee in Cambridge?

Need a caffeine and cake fix in between lectures? MEGAN HUGHES knows the best places to go.

Fact over Faith: A Response

LEWIS MACDONALD tells us how he’s religious and not a “moron”.

Putdown by touchdown: Cambridge dominate ARU Rhinos

JAASON GEERTS watches Cambridge Pythons thrash ARU Rhinos in their first home win since 1997.

Bullhead

HANNAH QUINN explains why we should all see this “hauntingly, bleakly beautiful” thriller.

Fact Over Faith

In the light of the Commons’ vote on marriage, JAMIE WEBB argues that religion’s influence in 21st century society is not justified.

Esio Trot

HANNAH MIRSKY recommends this occasionally smug but always charming production of Roald Dahl’s great tale.

No One Man, No Cry

LEYLA HAMID loves Adam Lawrence and Ben Rowse’s weird and wonderful return to the Cambridge comedy scene.

Zero Dark Thirty

Bleak and alienating, Zero Dark Thirty is difficult to enjoy but worth seeing, writes ALEX KEMP.

Truthspeak

Interesting dialogue and characterisation make up for some predictable political commentary, writes MATTHEW WOLFSON.

Formal Review: Girton

EUN-YOUNG PARK gives her verdict on Girton’s Formal Hall.

Company

CHLOE COLEMAN is pleasantly surprised by this all-singing, all-dancing extravaganza.

Football Cuppers: All The King’s Men Can’t Stop Downing

Downing squeeze past King’s to progress to the quarter finals of Cuppers. BEN MCNALLY reports.

Why I'd Never Go To Solent

CAMSHOTS: Button Up

TILLY BENNETT-JONES and RACHEL WOMERSLEY scout out the best jacket styles in Cambridge.

Life After Footlights

Or, an essay on the art of flagrant self-promotion by ADAM LAWRENCE and BEN ROWSE.

Hyde Park On Hudson

Even its glorious cast can’t redeem this “clumsy and lacklustre film,” writes HANNAH QUINN.

Tab Tries: Lecture Hopping

ADRIAN GRAY drops in on other people’s lectures to see if he can’t learn something from the experience.

A Cappella Sing-Off

This sing-off between Oxford’s ‘Out of the Blue’ and Cambridge’s ‘Cadenza’ was saved by its lack of pretension, says ZARA MEERZA.

The Cambridge Bucket List

From starting a flash mob during formal to skinny dipping in the Cam, LAUREN CHAPLIN presents the definitive Cambridge bucket list.

The Last Stand

Arnie’s past his prime, writes PIERS RILEY-SMITH.

Avant-Garde

Tab Fashion makeup guru Fortunate Frizell takes a look at a vivid new trend in eye makeup.

Applications on the Increase

Triumphant End To League Season For Volleyball Ladies

Last match, top result – CHRISTIANA SMYRILLI reports on an incredible end to a quite incredible season for the women in blue

What Your Society Says About You

Majestic Magenta hammer Homerton

Downing took full advantage of the cancellation of John’s vs. Jesus to go top with a crushing 50-0 victory over a weak Homerton side.

The Cambridge Break-Up

How to deal with the very unique Cambridge break-up.

When Feminism Becomes Exclusivism?

FAITH BARKER explains why she feels uncomfortable with some of the attitudes expressed within the CUSU Women’s Campaign.

Chilled Blues: Ice Hockey Players Refreshed And Raring To Go

Men’s Ice Hockey President JAASON GEERTS reviews the progress in Switzerland before the real action begins in February.

Varsity 2013 to be Held OUTSIDE Term Time

Lincoln

Didactic, shallow, and snore-inducing: Lincoln failed to impress JACKSON CAINES.

The Deep Blue Sea

HANNAH QUINN found this production absofuckinglutely… difficult to get excited about.

The College Bar Crawl

AMY PROVAN compiles an arbitrary (and totally unbiased) list of the best and worst college bars that Cambridge has to offer.

The Lola Lo Down – School Dayz

Now that you’re all grown up, what do you remember about your time at school? CHLOE HARRIS finds out.

Cambridge fences clear of opposition

CAMERON MILES reports on a double triumph for Cambridge, defeating both the Universities of West England and Imperial College (London) on a frantic day of fencing.

Get Productive

MADDIE DUNNIGAN answers the question, “what does a producer actually do?” The answer: naked body painting.

Jailfake: A Response

Forget JailFAKE, it’s all about FUNdraising, says MADDY LAWSON.

Jailbreak 2013: As It Happened

Time’s up! Cambridge RAG Jailbreak 2013 has come to a close. But where did all the teams end up? Relive the highlights here.

The Secret Bedder

What’s it like to be one of the cleaning staff in Cambridge? An anonymous bedder talks tea, tramps and condoms.

Interview: Tom Stade

Tom Stade talks to The Tab’s MARK WINTERBURN about panel shows, the British public and offending your audience.

Don’t Call Me A Lesbian

One student offers the underreported female perspective on LGBT life in Cambridge, and argues that labels only make it harder.

How To: Get To A May Ball

HANNAH GRAHAM gives the best advice on how to crash this year’s most exclusive May Balls, since another student paper published some on Wednesday.

Hitchcock

“I was reminded of Hitchcock’s boast that his films were not slices of life but slices of cake.” JACKSON CAINES explains.

Yellow: A New Sketch Show

ELEANOR OGILVIE reviews A New Sketch Show and is made to face a difficult question: can interpretive dance save the world?

PACE: although

Obscure Norse mythology and a sexually frustrated car proved a surprisingly enjoyable combination for LEYLA HAMID and CHLOE COLEMAN.