Sometimes goals aren’t the answer

Complaining about the job is the best part of the job, right?

Say it ain’t so

It’s so easy not to be an asshole

Please come up with a different social

’50 Cent’ had been missing for a week

All our sustainability dreams have come true

Bill Clinton and daughter Chelsea will be attending

Still feeding my bread addiction

Anyone want to take my flute?

Forget English Lit, it’s VetMed for me

Put your goddamn shoes back on

Four months later and I’m still confused