Your Degree is Shit
BEN KENNEDY reveals why every single one of your degrees is shit, despite knowing absolutely nothing about most of them.
Archaeology: The only good things about it are Lara Croft and Jurassic Park and neither of those exist.
Economics: nobody actually knows what this is.
French: too French.
Music: students sit around all day writing guitar ballads about their feelings.
Physics: none of them wash and they all look like this.
Architecture: spend seven years doodling then work in a chip shop? No thanks.
Politics: you get beaten if you’re not a Tory.
Psychology: you don’t actually learn how to hypnotise people. Bloody pointless.
Philosophy: Paying to think about thinking, nice. Mystic Meg’s got it covered.
Maths: by the time you graduate, you’ll still be shitter than an Excel spreadsheet.
Viking Studies: even the women have beards.
Nutrition: they all drink their own piss and believe in the healing power of crystals.
Management: spend three years learning how to use a photocopier and a hole punch.
Healthcare Science: get regularly kicked in the crotch by Medicine students.
Agriculture: the campus is somewhere in East Botswana.
Zoology: Rolf Harris.
Medicine: too many anus inspections.
Geology: highest suicide rate of any subject.
Computer Science: students lose the ability to do anything unless it’s got a screen and a keyboard grafted onto it.
Sociology: universally hated by the student populace (in a poll of over 27,000 people, 67% of them said they ‘hate’ sociology).
Art History: everyone talks like Princess Anne and drives a Bentley.
Are any of these stereotypes fair? Anything you would add to this list? Leave a comment below and do let us know!