LEA VOLKE on why you should try polyamory.
Week five is about to hit us like the plague and you’ve been hit with the reality that Cambridge is not the crazy uni dream you had hoped.
And you should too.
Forget halloween, you’re about to hear a very scary Cambridge tale based entirely on real life events.
Your mum was married at this age.
It’s a struggle – alcohol, attractive people, and weird power dynamics. I get that. But stop.
“Once in the Cindies queue someone threw up on me and my soul died.”
In a Tab exclusive we reveal that Bluebella, a lingerie company founded by Oxford grad Emily Bendell, is looking to Oxford and Cambridge for ‘the next Lily Cole’ to model their latest range.
Cambridge’s rich history has met its match. Academia, architecture and alumni are all great but OMG did you see who Taylor left Cindies with last night?
It doesn’t even involve plagiarism.
Room 101. In Orwell’s 1984 it was a torture chamber said to contain the worst thing on earth.
If you could go back in time, would you play fresher year differently?
Dear JK Rowling,
I never thought that I would want to say this, or indeed have any need to, but please, leave Harry Potter be.
He got into it “for shits and giggles”
It doesn’t matter who fished you out, the main thing is you weren’t left to drown
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ABBIE COOMBS tells James Wells about nine terrifying months of duck-based debauchery
Didn’t want to fork out that pound for a copy of Notes? It’s alright, we’ve got you covered.
Proof if it were needed that nerds can hurt themselves whilst having fun