The Tab’s Most Eligible Bachelors 2016

So much better than that show with Spencer Matthews

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Music for every moment

Spotify are throwing a secret party and you could be going

2016's up-and-coming artists will be there


May Week Calendar 2016: What, When, Where

Get your diaries out – here’s our guide to everything happening in May Week, with The Tab’s 2015 Definitive Ball Rankings also thrown in



Did your college win big?

Clubbers of the Week

No one is safe

Why I’m talking more about American politics here than at home

Thoughts and observations from an American student in Cambridge.


CORNELIUS ROEMER: “I’m not CUSU’s establishment candidate”

We spoke to Cornelius Roemer, best known for being Trinity’s former JCR President, about his bid for CUSU President.


What does your Hermes say about you?

Yep, this is what we have resorted to


Nothing wrong with a bit of negativity.

Which sexual act is your college?

Show this to your DoS.

Missionaries, presidents and royalty: The first black men to attend Cambridge University

Nnenda Chinda, who co-founded the Black Cantabs initiative, said the project was inspired by the need to make black students aware of their history in the university.

Other things I could complain about

A recent, anonymous member of my college mentioned to me in passing that my column was getting a bit tiresome because “it’s a bit dull to listen to you complain all the time”.

Tab Tries: (Cambridge) Quidditch

You don’t actually get to fly though

Week 5 Blues: Who the fuck even am I anymore?

As we emerge from the rubble of Week 5, remember that it fucked us all.

Time-stretched Cambridge compartmentalises our characters – and all for the better

Sainsbury’s Basics, Cambridge Basics – pick your character label

What your choice of VK says about you

It’s all about the Blue amirite