She was in Leeds, I was in Cambridge, 150 miles away. She messaged me as she was harassed and groped by an unknown but persistant stranger. There was nothing I could do.
Don’t do this in term time
This tune will warm the cockles of your over-worked heart
So you don’t accidentally burn all of your bridges in the expensive fire of Cambridge insularity
‘Anonymous Twitter’. helping Cambridge students procrastinate since 2k14.
You should get your butt out on the internet and you should do it in style.
Are you a pretty young thing and strapped for cash? Now you can grab yourself an older lover.
Rosie Brown peers over the books and realises she hates everyone.
Plenty of us can often go the full eight weeks with the biggest news being a friend’s trip to the dean, the new Wasabi opening or the new wild menu at hall. Let’s face it, this is as exciting as it gets for most of your degree.
Oliver Yeates paints us a colourful picture of the night in poetic verse.
Hold onto your jungbombs as we embark on a voyage of self-discovery.
We could give everyone in the whole world a Freddos and still have 1 billion spare. But Cambridge have bigger plans…
Actually don’t vote. That would be cruel. Let me provide you with some lit crit and/or psychoanalysis.
We would really prefer that you are a man with a private school education.
For too long now the press have portrayed the British far right as little more than animals. They are made out to be creatures of rage; stupid, unattractive and incoherent. It is time for a change of perspective.
A whole year has passed, Cantabs have evolved – expect this year’s bums to be peachier than ever
Fuelled by VKs and patriarchy-smashing fervour.
LEA VOLKE on why you should try polyamory.