People keep making up weird-ass Facebook events
Why do they keep using pics of the ‘Spy Kids’ cast?
I called my mom yesterday and asked her what she was doing on December 3rd. I then told her: “I think I’m planning on transforming into a cat and meowing at my problems.”
She got really confused and asked me if I was drunk. No mom, I’m just trendy.
The latest “thing” on every student’s Facebook newsfeed is ridiculous fake events like “dropping out of school and becoming John Cena.” Most people are inviting all of their friends to “attend” with them. What. The. Hell.
There’s even a time and date specified on the event pages, so be sure to RSVP or at least say you’re “interested.” Most of the events regard the perpetual despair tied with going to top universities (cue exam season tears) and eating food, transforming into a celebrity/animal, or doing something in a Donald Trump fashion.
A few events have actually come out of UNC, including “eat entire Moe’s burrito alone in your car while playing ‘Beautiful’ by Christina Aguilera” that is “~in support of lonely girls everywhere~.”
UNC’s Brooke Smith is a co-creater of the page, and her inspiration for the event was divine.
She said: “I was with some friends and actually Clare Johnson was joking about eating an entire Moe’s burrito alone in her car. We just started joking about it, then we all ended up inviting a ton of people and adding things to it and it just became this funny distraction from the stress of finals week.”
Procrastinate on, UNC students. I like feeling popular with this constant stream of event invites.