Temple’s best and worst pickup lines

‘Did you hear about the sale going on in my room? Clothes are 100 percent off?’

One night stands are basically a staple at college. In fact, by the end of senior year, 72 percent of college students experience at least one one night-stand, according to Campus Explorer.com.

While most pick-up lines beg the question, “has that seriously ever worked for you”, some of these one night stands might have been sparked by a ridiculous one-liner. More often than not it ends in an eye roll and at least a good laugh whether with them or at them.

The Tab TempleĀ asked students on campus about their encounter with the best or worst pickup lines. Brace yourself, this will be hilarious.

Margaret Seymour, Sophomore, Nursing

“You’re so hot that I could bake eggs on you.”

Hayden Spangler, Freshman, Psychology

“Are you a koala? Cause you meet all my KOALA-fications.”

Anaje Brinkley, Freshman, Neuroscience

“Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.”

Brendan Flatley, Sophomore, Finance

“Are you from Tennessee, cause you’re the only 10 I see.”

Siena Sohn, Freshman, Communications

“Did you hear about the sale going on in my room? Clothes are 100 percent off!”

Corey Somers, Junior, Film

“Did it hurt?… When you fell from heaven?”

Kelia Ideishi, Sophomore, French

“Excuse me miss, excuse me miss you dropped something……my name and number.” *wink*

Joey Ryan, Freshman, Bioengineering

“I was wearing a referee costume and these guys came up to me and said, “How you doing little ref, I want you to ref my game!”

(Is that a pick-up line or just horrible game?)

And for the last pick up line…comes from the infamous and always classic sliding into the DMs.

Rachel Howard, Freshman, Undeclared

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