We tested Rutgers’ best pick-up lines

‘You have a face that makes me want to cry’

If needy 1am posts on Yik Yak didn’t make it clear enough, Rutgers obviously needs help finding Netflix n’ chill buddies. Lucky for you, The Tab has personally tested and rated pick-up lines provided by some of Rutgers’ very own pupils.

We asked the students below to suggest their best pickup lines. Then, I used those same pickup lines on other students. Each line was used on five different people and the success/failure of each was recorded.

Bolatito Adetula, freshman, Undecided

Bolatito

“Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see.”

Success: 3 out of 5

Hassan Salah, freshman, Undeclared Business

Hassan

“Do you wanna grab lunch?”

Success: 2 out of 5

Marina Adly, senior, Exercise Science

Marina

“Did you fall from heaven? Cause you look like an angel.”

Success: 2 out of 5

Matthew Luey Luen, junior, Pharmacy

MAtt

“Do you have trouble breathing? Because damn you got ass ma.”

Success: 0 out of 5

Gabriella Amaral, sophomore, Political Science and Communications

Gabriella

“Are you a library book? Cause I’m checking you out.”

Success: 2 out of 5

Michelle Kooger, freshman, Undeclared Business

Michelle

“You have nice eyes.”

Success: 3 out of 5

Valentina Velasquez, junior, Psychology

Valentina

“Do you work for google? Cause I’ve been searching for you.”

Success: 3 out of 5

Anonymous

Frat boy

“You have a face that makes me want to cry…in a good way.”

Success: 0 out of 5

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