It’s official: We’re one of the best 15 schools in the world

But you already knew that, didn’t you?

Penn is the 14th best college in the world, and the 9th best college in America, according to a recent ranking from US News.

The only fellow Ivies to crack the top 15 were Harvard, Columbia, Princeton and Yale. Brown barely made the top 100, and poor Dartmouth came in at 231st.

The only glaring problem with this ranking is how did those scrubs from Princeton get the spot above us? Did the father of electricity found your school?

No? Shocking.

Quakers > Tigers

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