I’m not from ‘Cali’

It’s a constantly growing city

Most of the time, I am not disciplining people

‘I think the form of communication was the worst part’

‘Getting wasted and eating tacos in Mexico’

We all need a little TLC

‘I feel resigned to the fact that we’re turning the earth into a giant ball of garbage’

Too bad you can’t use flex points

They woke up like this

‘Why is Kanye not running for president?’

‘Since I used your pictures for my presentation, what would you two like from me?’

The salad bar tofu tastes like sadness feels

You never forget your first

Your friends will hate you

A home for former convicts to regain their lives, and make jewelry