UNC is hosting a ‘Go To Hell Duke’ party
Excuse me?
The UNC dental school’s Philippines Project is hosting a “Go To Hell Duke” party on February 12th. The party is to raise money for their upcoming summer mission trip.
They claim that their basketball team is “utterly and completely dominant” and “angels cry every time Marcus Paige makes a basket.”
Their description of the event wraps by saying, “Go Heels, Go America!”. Have they watched Coach K’s most recent ACC interview? Our basketball is AMAZING.
Uh, what
Despite the incredible inaccuracies in their basketball assessments, they are raising money for a good cause. If you plan on crashing, you can count on $3 import bottles and $4 Tar Heel shots. Though you should probably stick to the beer if you’re a true Blue Devil.
Apparently, Duke students are allowed to attend as long as we don’t wear Duke blue that evening.
Sorry, Tar Heels. We will forever bleed blue.
And GTHC.