A so-called ‘news site’ has ranked us the worst Ivy

We didn’t make it into their top 200

Dartmouth is the worst ranked Ivy based on The Best Global Universities by US News. We’re at 231.

We received a global score of 56.0, tied with Lancaster University where they “bribe” you to attend, the University of Kiel where tuition is free, and Sungkyunkwan University in South Korea which arrogantly translates to “an institution for building a harmonious society of perfected human beings.”

We narrowly miss out for the top 50 in the world for economics and business, but does that even matter when we didn’t even make the top 200?

The next closest Ivy is Brown, who just made it into the top 100 at 99. Bullshit if you ask me, who even is the US News and what qualifications do they have to rank Dartmouth?

Whatever, let’s go Darty.

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