Clubbers of the Week: Freshers Edition

We're back with a bang. The freshers are already realising that first year doesn't count, the second years are already realising that second year does and the third years are crying in a corner surrounded by mountains of unfinished work. Welcome to clubbers of the week, where all three year groups are united by laughing at knobheads in clubs.

Fitties of the Week

Terrible place to have a coughing fit

Skin Condition of the Week

Let's all hope its not contagious…

The different reactions when Mr. Brightside comes on for the third time that night

"Get me out of this shithole."

The Make Up Master

Look at that artful eye shadow

The Make Up Failure

Someone needs to sort out their fake tan

World's Shortest Clubber, found in York

What's the weather like down there?

Roadmen of the Week

These tings go skrrrrraa pa pa ka ka pa #gang

Social Justice Warriors of the Week

#FreeTheNipple

The effects appear to be spreading

Breaking: Dangerous infection decimates James College

Oldest Fresher

He must have hit puberty at 2 months

Shades of the Week

"Blue pill or red pill? Any pill will fuckin' do lad."

Most Sexually Frustrated Clubber

Very subtle mate

Didn't realise The Rock and John Cena had come out of retirement

"In the blue corner, we see Cena's trademark moist underwear."

The Thinking Man's Clubber

"Who needs a gap year to find themselves when Salvation is right here?"

It's becoming an epidemic now

Okay, I think it's time we quarantine James. It's for their own good.

Worst Clubber of the Week

Fuck minions

Photos curtesy of Ben Jancso (Baluga Photography) and Edwin Barnes.