Do you want to date an editor of The Tab Liverpool?

We are accepting (real) applications until Tuesday 9th February

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Are you single, fit and looking for love? Then Cydney might just be the one for you.

Most often spotted lurking on the second floor of the Grove Wing, Cydney is the 20 year old English and Comms finalist you’ve been dreaming of.

She’s never had a Valentine or a long term relationship, knowing only the love of her parents and guinea pigs for nearly 21 years. And as the modern romantics we are, The Tab is trying to change that.

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Being partial to a beverage means you can always find Cydney having a boogie to a bit of TLC at Juicy – one of her fave nights out in Liverpool. Her tipple of choice is a white wine (large, obvs) but be warned, she can’t handle jägerbombs. Don’t let that put you off – with a booty to rival JLo Cydney makes up for her weaknesses.

Cydney says her perfect first date would involve food, booze and good chat in a “cool place”.  Why not whisk her away for an evening in the Baltic Triangle drinking edgy craft beers and dining on Nutella bagels or halloumi burgers?  She’d definitely be down for that – just make sure you get there early and act natural while pretending to read a Penguin classic – something by Orwell or Austen of course – and she’ll be swooning straight away.

Cydney’s ideal man would roll cigarettes for her without judgement, buy her copious amounts of food and cater for her guinea pig obsession.  Appreciating classic 80s soul and a good burger is a must, as is a love for House of Cards and ugly snapchat filters.

So if you’re a tall, dark and handsome (or not, she’s pretty desperate) potential suitor who doesn’t want to be lonely this Valentine’s day get in touch with us and woo our lonely co-editor. She doesn’t bite. Unless you want her to.

To apply, send the following to [email protected] before Tuesday 9th of February.

  • Name and course
  • Your three favourite things
  • And where you’d take the lovely lass on a date.