Jonny Long
Assistant Editor

Here are your best dissertation hand-in pics of 2018

If I have to read one more ‘diss’ pun I’m going to scream and will probably never be able to stop

The sun is shining, so I bet you’re wondering which ice cream is your uni?

If you don’t agree with what we’ve chosen that’s chill

Get on the plane and find out which England World Cup squad member your uni is

Football’s coming home (to do his laundry)

Four of the Warwick group chat boys have had their suspensions from university lifted

One of the suspensions was lifted last week

The time is now: Vote for the UK’s saddest sad boy

Hundreds of sad boys were entered, but there can only be one very sad winner

If football managers were the boys in your group, this is who they’d be

Tell me you wouldn’t want Sam Allardyce living in your uni house

There are exactly five types of Adidas boy, but which one are you?

Are you more Adi daddy or sadi daddy?

If you do any of these 23 things you are definitely a uni sad boy

Why do they only ever wear the same grey Slazenger jumper?

Every guy is in a version of Exeter’s racist group chat, whether they admit it or not

You can’t pass it off as ‘boys being boys’

A fresher filmed a group of students chanting ‘we hate the blacks’ outside her door in halls

Rufaro Chisango, who is the only black student on her floor, also heard them shout ‘blacks should go back to picking cotton’

Why are lecturers going on strike? Here’s everything you need to know about the university strikes

University lecturers across the country are striking due to a dispute over their pensions

Just your regular Clubbers of the Week…oh, except Dick and Dom are now DJing student nights

Bogies!

Here is what actually counts as ‘living in London’, decided by the number of Prets

Don’t even talk to me about ‘Greater London’

Prince William is the latest posh boy to shave his head

Can’t wait to see him in the smoking area with a Red Stripe

Toby Young has already resigned from the Office for Students, the little snowflake

Not even deleting 48,000 tweets could save him

What your questionable choice of British cereal says about your overall demeanour

Krave is the fuckboy of the cereal world – you just can’t help going back for more

How much good does going vegan for ‘Veganuary’ actually do?

Apparently it could even improve your sex life

Here is the Strongbow Dark Fruits Boy, and he’s bringing banter back in 2018

He really wants Oasis to get back together

Introducing Ruby Schofield: The Leeds grad and daughter of daytime TV legend

She has 55,000 followers on Instagram

Here are the most batshit crazy things that happened in 2017

Never forget the time someone was banned from Eduroam for illegally downloading Chicken Run