From a coffin to a $20k bed: Here’s all the incredibly rogue Nosferatu merch you can buy
Quick, let me just change up my funeral wish list to pop a Nosferatu coffin on it
Nosferatu is the movie all gothic horror fans have been waiting for. From its gorgeous, grizzly characters to its gloomy sets, it’s literally everything we’ve been asking for.
Full of gore and seduction, Nosferatu is about a woman, Ellen, who begins to get some quite frankly saucy visions of Count Orlok, our Dracula-esque antagonist. The Count becomes obsessed with Ellen and this obsession leaves a trail of horror in their wake. Juicy, I know.
Unsurprisingly, as we’ve seen with Wicked, releasing a much-anticipated blockbuster means we’re going to be seeing some kooky merch hitting the shelves, and, as with the Wizard of Oz prequel, Nosferatu did not disappoint.
So, what are the most unusual pieces of merch you can buy to remember this gothic horror by?
$20,000 sarcophagus bed
Yes, you read that right. You lucky things can spend a yearly salary on a bed that looks like a coffin, if you so wish.
Through the NBC Store, Focus Features is selling a 36 inch long and 46.5 inch wide sarcophagus bed, equipped with a lid, just like a vampire would sleep in.
The bed weighs 250lbs, or 114ish kilograms for the Brits reading, and features a custom fit mattress.
However, if you can’t afford the $20,000 asking price, fear not, as you can pay in monthly instalments, or just get Odeon’s free film strip like I’ll be doing instead.
You might also be thinking, who would buy this if they had a spare $20k lying about, well, Gottmik, best known for their time on RuPaul’s Drag Race, bought one, except this one was one of five bigger versions.
In an Instagram Reel, he showed the huge stone bed being delivered by truck, and said in the voiceover that it took six men to carry it into his storage unit.
However, despite it being a bed, the Drag Race star said he fancied putting a glass top on it instead and making it into a bar.
An actual casket
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I really hope no one has to buy one of these but if you do need to, there is a Nosferatu casket and it’s actually cheaper than the bed.
Partnered with the film and Focus Features, you can buy this “one of a kind” limited edition coffin from Titan Caskets for $3,999.
This piece of Nosferatu merch has a lock and gasket sealer, 18 gauge steel, a limited edition head panel, high gloss finish, and regal swing bar hardware.
The interior is red velvet and it weighs slightly less than the sarcophagus bed at 200lbs (90.7kg).
The inside is also adjustable and can be ordered online.
Perfume that smells ‘pale’ and ‘cold’
Right, I’m no perfume expert but I’ve never heard of a perfume that smells “pale” and “cold” until now.
The scent, called Nosferatu Eau de Macabre, from Heretic Parfum retails for £103 for a 30ml bottle.
@lovebugatx my new favorite mossy scent !! it is so beautiful even after a few hours of wear 🐀 notes are petrichor, lilac, violet, & ambrette 🥀 #nosferatu #nosferatu2024 #heretic #hereticperfume #gothicperfumes #petrichor ♬ original sound – boycrazy
According to the company’s website, the spray smells like “an encounter with an apparition in the cold, damp caves of Count Orlok’s castle” or lilac and vegan ambergris, for those of use who haven’t had a whiff of the Count’s humble abode.
The perfume has had rave reviews online, with 300 people rating it five stars on the Heretic Parfum site but it’s currently out of stock, so you’ll have to sign up for the waiting list if you’re wanting to grab it anytime soon.
Popcorn tin
The most budget-friendly item on this Nosferatu merch list is the casket-inspired popcorn tin.
It was available in AMC Theatres in December but for those not in the US, or not able to get their hands on it, NBC Store is selling them for $39.95.
@halloweendiet How are you using your popcorn bucket? 🖤 #nosferatu2024 #nosferatu #nosferatupopcocornbucket #spookyseason #datenightideas #dateideas #spookyaesthetic #spookyvibes #spookyszn ♬ original sound – boycrazy
They are currently sold out but if you’re willing to wait, you can preorder them for May 2025.
The tins are made to look like Count Orlok’s coffin from the movie, and come with the lid to match.
Some TikTokers have said they make the perfect box to store sanitary items, makeup products, and the tins even fit a burrito meal for two.
Featured image via University Pictures/Focus Features/Heretic Parfum/Titan Caskets