Why you should never, ever live in Brixton
Don’t even go there
Daisy BernardIt’s full of ugly run down buildings
It’s really grey and dull
The people there are really boring
The street art is hideous
They have this stupid street party every year
Everyone there dresses the same and has no style
The nightlife is so boring
And so are the pubs
It’s always dead
There’s literally nowhere to eat
And the food is inedible
There isn’t enough jerk chicken
You can’t get a decent breakfast anywhere
It’s not even cheap anymore
There aren’t enough independent shops
There’s no history in Brixton
So what if Van Gough lived here too
The cinema is too big
And the views aren’t worth opening your eyes for
There’s no greenery or wildlife