Why you should never, ever live in Brixton

Don’t even go there

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It’s full of ugly run down buildings

Red London bricks at work. The Library, Brixton. #Brixton

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Inside the cupola of the old Bon Marche store in Brixton last week

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 It’s really grey and dull

Brixton blues #brixton #bicycle #blue

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Colours in Brixton #Brixton #colours #sky #lightheartedness

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The people there are really boring

Casual bit of bike balancing. #asyoudo #casual #Brixton

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The street art is hideous

Qué emoción ver en vivo un @akajimmyc autor del #davidbowietribute en #Brixton

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#StreetArtBro #londonstreetart #Brixton #SouthLondon

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They have this stupid street party every year

Everyone there dresses the same and has no style

#davidbowie #brixton

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The nightlife is so boring

#tbt #jamiexx #brixtonacademy #theresgonnabegoodtimes

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And so are the pubs

It’s always dead

Magic Dance #bowie #theritzy #brixton

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There’s literally nowhere to eat

#saturdaylunch #brixtonvillagemarket

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And the food is inedible

Thursday afternoon. #brixton

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There isn’t enough jerk chicken

You can’t get a decent breakfast anywhere

#brunch #Brixton #chipshopbxtn #bagel #smokedsalmon #eggs

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It’s not even cheap anymore

There aren’t enough independent shops

#cat #Brixton #brixtonvillagemarket#mew #cute #love #nap

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There’s no history in Brixton

So what if Van Gough lived here too

The cinema is too big

#theritzy #brixton #southlondon #igerslondon #seemycity #thisislondon #lovelondon #DavidBowie

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And the views aren’t worth opening your eyes for

View from Upstairs at The Ritzy's balcony #theritzy #brixton #london #winter #sundays

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There’s no greenery or wildlife

#brixton #brockwellpark Family Saturday

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