The best Michigan pickup lines to send to your crush this V-Day
You’re my Harbae 😉
Oh Valentine’s Day, the most romantic, pink, love-filled day of the year. The Tab Michigan knows that not everyone can express their feelings with words quite right, so we’re here to help.
If you couldn’t win over your Michigan lover, GSI, or tinder match before, don’t worry, these pick-up lines will help you out.
And if you aren’t looking for love today, just remember, Walgreens and CVS will have discounted chocolate tomorrow.
Are we on the Bursley Baits bus? Because I feel really close to you.
Canvas isn’t the only thing going down on you tonight.
Are you espresso royale? Cuz you’re steaming hot.
I may have failed orgo, but we still have chemistry.
Babe, are you the Ugli? Cuz I’ll be in you all night.
Are you the Taco Bell in the League? Because I miss you.
Are you Skeep’s? Because people are lining up to get inside you.
Roses are red, Wolverines say GO BLUE! I hate Ohio State, but I love you.
Are you a Markley cockroach? Cuz I’d let you crawl all over me.
I’d go to North Campus and back just to be with you.
Our connection is stronger than MWireless.
Girl are you in MRun? Cuz you’ve been runnin through my mind allllll day.
Can I buy you a MindProbe? Because I can’t get you out of my mind.
You’re hotter than move-in week at Markley.
You’re sweeter than an Insomnia cookie.
I’d split a fishbowl with you.