When Badgers get high as the sky
‘One time I was so high I thought my tongue was stuck outside of my mouth and my friend had to put it back in’
Today is 4/20, and to many that is just another day, but to stoners and weed-lovers of all kinds 4/20 is a holiday. The one day a year dedicated to getting high. Although marijuana is illegal (so is jaywalking and underage drinking) we all know many college students partake and these activities as well.
On this special day let’s take a moment to reflect on some of people’s funniest moments while they were high, and the best places to smoke on campus.
The best blunt buddy
“I was so high I tucked my body pillow into bed and slept on the floor.”
The rude reefer
“One time I got so high I told my friends to leave, because there were too many molecules in the room, and then I told them I was going to make a video of all of the food I ate for a year and put the video over a slideshow of every selfie I’ve taken.”
Mother Maryjane
“I made a community pot of ramen noodles and ate out of the pot with two of my roommates.”
Stoner with a sweet tooth
“I woke up with melted insomnia cookies all over my pillow.”
The freshman feign
“One time I asked my RA if I could smoke in the den, and he said ‘do it in the bathrooms there are vents in there.'”
High on Halloween
“One time I missed Freak Fest, because I got so high I thought that I had shrunk. When I discovered I had legs again I laid down and melted into my couch and thought I lost my body. Then, I had Courage the Cowardly Dog playing in my head for an hour. It was a weird night.”
High on hot pockets
“Me and my friend stared at the food while it was cooking in the microwave for five minutes. We watched it go in circles, because we wanted to make sure we wanted to know which food was ours.”
The napping nug
“One time I was leaving with some friends, but I forgot something. So, I ran downstairs and once I got down their I completely spaced out and thought everyone was sleeping so I laid down and went to bed, completely forgetting people were waiting for me.”
The smart sinsemilla
“One time I watched three hours of Magic School Bus.”
The terrified tripper
“I convinced myself my friend was really Tony the Tiger coming to get me.”
Pecking Panama red
“My friends were so high when they spilled popcorn on the ground one of them put his hands to his hips like wings making himself look like a chicken. Then, they pecked the popcorn off of the ground.”
Tongue tea’d
“One time I was so high I thought my tongue was stuck outside of my mouth and my friend had to put it back in. I was apparently so grateful.”
The hungry hasher
“One time three of us ordered two pizzas and topers sticks and then forgot so we ordered two more Ian’s pizzas. We got both orders within five minutes of each other and thought the Gods gave us a feast. We ate all of it.”
The baked buyer
“I have a habit of ordering shit off Amazon Prime when I’m at my highest. So, after one of these nights I woke up to a box of Halloween light up jack-o-lanterns on my doorstep in the middle of July. The whole concept of next day delivery has repeatedly blown my mind while baked.”
The out of this world high guy
“I locked myself in a closet for 45 minutes, and when I came out I told everyone I just spoke to aliens.”
The paranoid pooper
“For a while when I smoked I thought I was constantly pooping my pants.”
The hysterical high
“One time I laughed for 23 minutes and 17 seconds straight. My friend timed it.”
The one who starved
“Forgot to order food at a restaurant and didn’t realize until everyone was done eating. Then, I forgot how to order and straight up told the waitress ‘I’m not sure how to do this, can you help me.'”
The horny high
“I looked up midget porn, and showed it to my friends.”