Last minute costumes for a Hokie Halloween
Guaranteed to get some kind of reaction
Some folks start planning their next Halloween costume on November 1, and that's just super for them. But if you're more into procrastinating until you're out of time, don't worry! We've got you covered. Here's a few stupidly easy ideas for any Hokie that knows where the local Goodwill is.
The Hokie Bird
What you'll need: Maroon shirt and pants/leggings, orange tube socks/shoes, maroon construction paper.
Optional: Orange lipstick, for those who are down to wear makeup.
Instructions: Cut feathers out of construction paper. Cut out a circle and attach the feathers around one side with Scotch tape. Tada, it's a tail!
Sexy Coach Fuente
If you're looking for a reaction, this costume is a surefire way to get one. Just typing "Sexy Coach Fuente" made me throw up in my mouth a little, and I think that counts.
What you'll need: A VT ball cap, a polo shirt, and lanyard with a whistle. Plus those gym shorts from middle school that are way too tight now.
Optional: High heels, I guess?
Instructions: Grab the polo shirt and some scissors. Crop to desired length. If you don't want to destroy your own shirt, cop one from Goodwill.
This one's so convincing that people might not realize you're in costume.
What you'll need: Ball cap (worn backward of course), polo shirt/button up with the collar popped, khaki pants or salmon shorts, tall socks, boat shoes.
Optional: Douche-y sunglasses
Optional: Red Solo cup, douche bag sunglasses
To keep things fair, here's a costume for the other side of Greek life.
What you'll need: A pastel shirt with Greek letters, leggings, Nike sneakers
Optional: A ponytail, if your hair can manage it
Hope these suggestions help you out! Send us pictures of your VT Halloween costumes.