What would you do to never take finals again?
‘I would watch The Meet the Parents trilogy for two weeks straight’
It has come to that time of year again – students are strung out on coffee, pulling all-nighters and murmurs of dropping out of college can be heard all across campus. This can only mean one thing: finals week is approaching.
We all understand the hatred every student shares for this awful week that has slowly crept up on us. Let’s face it Temple professors, memorizing endless pages of notes for that cumulative final you are giving us does not sound like an ideal way to spend our weekend.
The Tab asked a few students what they would do to never take finals ever again and the struggle was definitely real.
Aj Bruno, Sophomore, Business
“I would challenge John Cena to a wrestling match.”
Sean Northgrave, Sophomore, Film
“I would watch The Meet the Parents trilogy for two weeks straight.”
Nikita Patel, Sophomore, Kineisology
“I would take every science class at Temple.”
Aniket Amin, Sophomore, Biology/Pre-Dental
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“I would listen to country music for three days straight.”
Alexa Monteleone, Sophomore, MSP/Political Science
“I would practice for 12 hours every day with the Diamond Gems.”
Akash Kanneganti, Sophomore, Biology
“I would eat a jar of vegemite.”
Hannah Hazard, Sophomore, Education/History
“I would give Fetty Wap my left eye.”
Jake Weiss, Sophomore, Biology
“I would line up 10 MLB pitchers and give them a carton of eggs and let them unload on me.”