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The Hangover writer won’t stop ripping Ted Cruz ’92 on Twitter

‘He’s a Trojan Horse’s ass’

Craig Mazin ’92, screenwriter for The Hangovers II and III, is famed for ridiculing Cruz, his freshman year roommate at Princeton.

He has been highly critical of Cruz on Twitter and has shown no signs of slowing down.

As Cruz goes to the polls in Florida, Illinois, Missouri, North Carolina, Ohio tomorrow, we’ve included some of Craig’s best recent digs:

Ted Cruz is against a brokered convention because he knows the party won't pick him. If he thought they would, he'd LOVE the idea.

— Craig Mazin (@clmazin) March 11, 2016

Ted Cruz is COUNTING on America seeing him as a "reasonable alternative" when in fact he's the very opposite. https://t.co/7urOoKun6Q

— Craig Mazin (@clmazin) March 14, 2016

My thought is that Ted Cruz has no problem associating with the Christian version of ISIS, because he has no values. https://t.co/1BsLQV6ki8

— Craig Mazin (@clmazin) March 13, 2016

Ted Cruz is now trying to win the nomination the only way he can: by default. Caveat emptor, GOP. Cruz is a Trojan Horse's Ass.

— Craig Mazin (@clmazin) March 10, 2016

Sure. I was definitely kind of an asshole. Still am. Good news, everyone: I'M NOT RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT. https://t.co/EjyrOp5AhM

— Craig Mazin (@clmazin) March 12, 2016

Is there anyone alive more transparent than Ted Cruz when it comes to pretending to change his stripes?

— Craig Mazin (@clmazin) March 10, 2016

And my personal favorite, someone tweeted at Mazin saying that he received a call from Cruz on his landline.

Mazin responded with:

Rip phones from wall. Burn house down. Change identity. https://t.co/znmw7GxsYH

— Craig Mazin (@clmazin) March 14, 2016

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