Join the movement: the bottom four quintiles are revolting against the first
They ruined the midterms curves for everyone else
The week after Fall Break is an interesting time of the year. On the one hand, it gives you that warm fuzzy feeling that comes with seeing friends you haven’t seen in 10 days. But it’s also one the most stressful and potentially depressing times of the year because of one awful truth: midterm grades are out.
Unless you’re part of the aristocratic circle known as the first quintile, this is not fun.
It’s time to put a stop to the totalitarian reign of curve-wreckers ruining everyone else’s GPAs and crushing their aspirations of law school, med school, or just plain graduating. Proud members of the bottom four quintiles, this is call to action.
The revolution has already begun on Yik Yak. Thank God for that beautiful app. Instead of crying themselves to sleep or half-looking away as they finally muster the courage to login to Tiger Hub, the student body is banding together to plan its revolt against the first quintile.
Together, we can restore power to those of us who don’t have a 3.7. Or, at the very least, it might make us feel a little better until finals.
On behalf of the bottom four quintiles, the Princeton Yik Yak community has been informative, hilarious, and terribly sad all at the same time. Check out the latest info on which classes suffered the harshest curves, and some of the best one-liners about post-midterm trauma.
They should probably have staff on-hand to McCosh people after STEM classes